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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:#1F497D">I saw this today and just couldn’t help sharing it with the group. I submit the following definitions of Hell without further comment…<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ESTJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have
to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">INFP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re
pathetic and unoriginal.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">INTJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes
out instead.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ESFJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can’t give it to them. Worse yet, they
think you’re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they’re mad at you.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;background:white">
<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ESFP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ISTP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – The Zombie apocalypse happens but you’re suddenly the world’s weakest fighter and must depend
solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;background:white">
<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ENFP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary,
solitary tasks.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ISFP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your
art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ENFJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently
makes things worse for them.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;background:white">
<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ISFJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it’s all your fault.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ISTJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what’s
expected of you.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">INFJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak
and generally degrade conditions for all of society.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ESTP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ENTP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">INTP</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods,
mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;background:white">
<b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black">ENTJ</span></b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Georgia",serif;color:black"> – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about
it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D"><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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